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Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
How many Justin Biebers could you take in a fight?
If you like I live in a country with with millions of prepy little girls, you surely have heard of The Phenom called Justin Beiber and how annoying his screaming minions can get caused by the Garmlich Effect(Definition below). I don't hate him(his Canadian after all, Yay Canada!) , but i might go bonkers if i hear another hum of "baby baby" in that angelic girly voice.
Now our friends at theoatmeal.com had foreseen this and created survey to estimate how Justin Beiber you could take on in 12 questions , if your bored check it out (of course your bored your on my blog after all lol) and post me your score for Beiber braging rights xD.
Not to brag but ahem ahem :
What is the Garmlich Effect ? I'll let Chef Explain it to you...
and always your welcome for time well wasted (i hope)..... Viva la résistance!
Sex? Flowchart? Huh? You know want too... go ahead click me... i won't tell...
Ever wonder about the things she(or he for all you female readers) said/says during more intimate moments(Yes I'm talking about HORIZONTAL Cha Cha) were fictitious or impulsive. Well you're in luck! This flowchart shows you what to say during private time with your special friend. Say goodbye to confusion and hello to deep conversations.
[Click on the Image to Get a Better Look it's Pretty Comprehensive]
Start from the middle of the chart and work your way out. Never again will you be at a loss for words.
Your Welcome :D
Courtesy of : Loveinsanity.com
Freak out the Cashier when buying Condoms
Okay I had to much fun with this drinking game , i had to share xD and since i haven't added a joke on to the blog in agesssss here goes :D
Imagine you are in a shop, you have to buy a pack of condoms, and any item(s) of your choice, not too many though :P
The idea is to think of items that will make the (imaginary) cashier think WTF.
Here goes xD
Condoms, a can of whipped cream, and a chainsaw
Condoms, a leather belt, a mouse trap, a cucumber
Condoms, a pound of ground beef, and Saran wrap
Condoms, toilet paper tube, gerbil, and lighter
condoms, bananas, gay magazine, and a box of tampons
condoms, sleeping pills, toycars and candy
condoms and super-glue
condoms, froot loops, Miranda Kerr postter and a pillow
condoms, a lace thong, chloroform, and a George Bush mask
condoms, Diapers, a tricycle, wooden paddle, 2 jars of baby food, hot sauce, and a screwdriver
condoms, a Baseball Bat and a Disposable Camera
Lol i can't remember anymore but the drunker you are the weirder it gets LMAO xD believe me
Funny Personal Ads
Brain Clots and Aliens
Tin foil hats
They are cool
The Indian spirit
He said I’d know
I sure don’t
He’s a hoe
Rake the leaves
It’s my autumn
Sticks poke out
I hate my garden
Wear the hat
So they can’t see
What imp up to
Pitch a tomato
Suck my corn
Pick my nose
Blow a horn
The aliens won’t know
I won’t pout
The shiny foil
It keeps em out
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