Freak out the Cashier when buying Condoms

Okay I had to much fun with this drinking game , i had to share xD and since i haven't added a joke on to the blog in agesssss here goes :D

Imagine you are in a shop, you have to buy a pack of condoms, and any item(s) of your choice, not too many though :P

The idea is to think of items that will make the (imaginary) cashier think WTF.

Here goes xD

Condoms, a can of whipped cream, and a chainsaw

Condoms, a leather belt, a mouse trap, a cucumber

Condoms, a pound of ground beef, and Saran wrap

Condoms, toilet paper tube, gerbil, and lighter

condoms, bananas, gay magazine, and a box of tampons

condoms, sleeping pills, toycars and candy

condoms and super-glue

condoms, froot loops, Miranda Kerr postter and a pillow

condoms, a lace thong, chloroform, and a George Bush mask

condoms, Diapers, a tricycle, wooden paddle, 2 jars of baby food, hot sauce, and a screwdriver

condoms, a Baseball Bat and a Disposable Camera

Lol i can't remember anymore but the drunker you are the weirder it gets LMAO xD believe me