Kneeling At The Altar..
Down at your head of tussled hair
Shifting along stiff pulsating length
Lips shaped in the form of a oval
Forcing back already stretched skin
Teeth abrading my length with care
Muscles shivering gently in aftershock
Knees wilting as stomach bends low
Gripping your hair and body harmonizing
Fingers ringing the base
Steadily moving as you begin to frig me
Hand caressing the groin and squeezing
Cheeks crumpled tightly as she suck
Hips moving against mouth in urgent thrusts
Length caressed by its warm wet walls
Moans crescendo in ecstasy
Hands guiding your mouth
Swelling with accumulation
Glands on fire and aching
Climaxing abruptly with an upsurge
She swallows and start again.....
Conjured by Mr.L.A.N.K.A at 2:50 AM 0 Thoughts
Tags: ClueLessReality, Explicit, Poems
Another Hot Latino
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Conjured by Mr.L.A.N.K.A at 1:03 AM 3 Thoughts
Tags: ClueLessReality, Explicit, Nudity
Freak out the Cashier when buying Condoms
Okay I had to much fun with this drinking game , i had to share xD and since i haven't added a joke on to the blog in agesssss here goes :D
Imagine you are in a shop, you have to buy a pack of condoms, and any item(s) of your choice, not too many though :P
The idea is to think of items that will make the (imaginary) cashier think WTF.
Here goes xD
Condoms, a can of whipped cream, and a chainsaw
Condoms, a leather belt, a mouse trap, a cucumber
Condoms, a pound of ground beef, and Saran wrap
Condoms, toilet paper tube, gerbil, and lighter
condoms, bananas, gay magazine, and a box of tampons
condoms, sleeping pills, toycars and candy
condoms and super-glue
condoms, froot loops, Miranda Kerr postter and a pillow
condoms, a lace thong, chloroform, and a George Bush mask
condoms, Diapers, a tricycle, wooden paddle, 2 jars of baby food, hot sauce, and a screwdriver
condoms, a Baseball Bat and a Disposable Camera
Lol i can't remember anymore but the drunker you are the weirder it gets LMAO xD believe me
Conjured by Mr.L.A.N.K.A at 11:54 PM 3 Thoughts
Tags: ClueLessReality, Explicit, Funny, Jokes, Randomness
Few of My Favorite Naughty Things
The thorns on roses and the whisk from the kitchen
Bright flash in my eyes and her legs spread wide open
My hands in my back all tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things
Cream on her lips and a hot heavy fondle
Doorbells a ringing disturbing our coddle
Wild tools and hard thrusts and light but firm choking
These are a few of my favorite things
Black lingerie all wet from tongue lashes
Cheeks red and sore from a few light whip-lashes
Silver-white ice cubes that melt on your thighs
These are a few of my favorite things
Conjured by Mr.L.A.N.K.A at 11:03 PM 1 Thoughts
Tags: Bored, ClueLessReality, Explicit, Poems, Randomness
For the Horny girl....
Conjured by Mr.L.A.N.K.A at 7:07 AM 2 Thoughts
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For sex is never the answer....
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Conjured by Mr.L.A.N.K.A at 10:21 AM 1 Thoughts
Tags: ClueLessReality, Explicit, Picture Story, Randomness
"Pure Imagination"
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Conjured by Mr.L.A.N.K.A at 10:26 AM 0 Thoughts
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Freak (Explicit)
My lady there is so much that I want to do to you
But first you have to step inside my bedroom
Girl look into my eyes and tell me what you see
Do you see a freak or a pleaser?
Kissing your neck as I slowly take off your dress
Watch the shadow of the moon
As I enter your forbidden womb
My mission is to please
I can play it rough or be smooth
Tonight I’m trying to make you feel like you are on cloud 9
Jump on “cow girl” and ride
Our spirits intertwine through another time
Let your voice bounce off the bedroom walls
Our bodies begin to fall into another brawl
Put your ass up and your head down
I’ll keep my head up and lay the pipe down
I’ll promise I will take my time now turn your ass around
Girl I love the way you be biting the sheets
Whenever I go deep.. deep… deep.
I am freaking you and you are freaking me
Legs are shaking as our climax is reached
I am tasting you and you are tasting me
The moans ricochet off the walls
I even let you hold the remote
You can take control
Kissing and licking your pedicure toes
Just put your legs on my shoulders
And salute me like I’m a soldier
I am blowing out your mind
Like a bullet from a Magnum gun
Cause your love has me on cloud 9
I want to get every inch inside your universe
Each stroke has your eyes going in reverse
Hitting every note with each stroke
Girl you are rocking my boat while I’m staying a float
You have me breathing off line
You have my heart skipping beats
I can barely speak
I am freaking you and you are freaking me
Legs are shaking as our climax are reached
Conjured by Mr.L.A.N.K.A at 8:52 PM 2 Thoughts
Tags: ClueLessReality, Explicit, Poems