Showing posts with label Bored. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bored. Show all posts

Nom Nom Nom Nom, Babies!


Delicious babiesss..... lol 

Judge

Judged by your tone
Judged by your skin
Always on the outside, never within
Fudged for being yourself, not given a chance
The judges are afraid to be judged
The victims are the jury
And when they go to the stand they can tell their story
How being yourself is better than forcing yourself in
As you step down you know you will win
So when you are being judged just smile to yourself
Because the ones judging you are afraid to be judged themselves

Venn Diagram Jezus

~ lol!~ 

Bleh....

People are addicted to the idea that things happen for a reason , ingrained since infancy it's the first rule of civilized behavior take all the blame you can handle there's plenty to go around……. the polar ice cap is melting cause your to lazy to ride a bike , girls are hitting puberty at ten cause of growth hormones in food , the average IQ is plummeting cause so many stupid people have kids , your kid will take a bullet before graduating high school cause movies are too violent….

... cause and effect..

We cling to this way of thinking ... because despite all the evidence to the contrary….. we need to believe in forcing the world into making sense .... to the frail minded this rationality can bring considerable comfort …..because if there are reasons for everything ... there must be a reason for you…..

Now imagine if there was no reason….. every step you took was never leading you anywhere…… just THINK and let it sink ....I write this not out of any type of divine intervention or religious whim …. But out of a puzzle that keeps scratching at the back of my mind …. Just what if ? …

Happiness... Is Not a Fish.... Maybe a Smile

Sitting alone,
quiet and silent
in darkness,
I ask myself,

What is happiness?

The answer
refuses me,
unrelentingly,
I pursue
only the shadows.

Fallen and slain,
Another day arrived
Caught by surprise,
I faintly heard

Those words
gained my attention,
for unknown reasons.

Words,
of a mystical kind,
I want
to see again

Something so simple
it could only be as such,
What you taught me
was truth from the start,

Happiness, is just
a smile.

Listening to Our Lady Peace -  awesome band check em out if your into Indie/Alternative


Does this sound Romantic ? it doesn't right?

So i did some writing this week while i was at the neighborhood park doing my normal routine(staring contests with clouds), and ended up with this.....Does it sound Romantic ? it doesn't right? cause the two people i've showed this too already(pre post) have been pointing in that direction .... when that wasn't the intention...

i ~ the most selfish of vowels.
asked me for myself, today.
red folds inebriated, shaking.
with the scent of cut grass.

i ~ the most beautiful of sights.
asked me for my visions, today.
asked for my dreams.
those in color.

i ~ the damnation and salvation
asked for a heart, today.
asked for a soul of that tree
in the garden

i ~ asked for u.
u the rock
on which I shall build
my home

a home for u
and i

So i got bored and made.....

So I i was procrastinating from watching markets and doing school work ended up having a craving for pieeeee so I spent my morning making APPLE PIE !!!



I'm not the best photographer if you haven't noticed already xD
Recipe : www.joyofbaking.com/ApplePie

How many Justin Biebers could you take in a fight?

If you like I live in a country with with millions of prepy little girls, you surely have heard of The Phenom called Justin Beiber and how annoying his screaming minions can get caused by the Garmlich Effect(Definition below). I don't hate him(his Canadian after all, Yay Canada!) , but i might go bonkers if i hear another hum of "baby baby" in that angelic girly voice.

Now our friends at theoatmeal.com had foreseen this and created survey to estimate how Justin Beiber you could take on in 12 questions , if your bored check it out (of course your bored your on my blog after all lol) and post me your score for Beiber braging rights xD.

Not to brag but ahem ahem :
How many Justin Biebers could you take in a fight?

What is the Garmlich Effect ? I'll let Chef Explain it to you...





and always your welcome for time well wasted (i hope)..... Viva la résistance!

wasted hammered drinking high intoxicated crunk smashed pissed shitfaced stoned trashed plastered hangover tipsy sloshed tanked buzzed blitzed hungover wrecked inebriated

Once,
Long ago
I heard that
The sky strikes scribbled tomes
For a bit of dancing
And wine after nightfall

Shatter
Jolt
Plunk
And
Crumble.

I wonder if this is the way
That the heavens intended
Rotting therapeutic confection
and fizz.

My face, distorted
Reflected in carbonate
Pour me another

Come on, bartender
Nourish our souls
‘til we fumble
And
Fall.

Shit Bricks ?

Resurrection

Longing for resurrection
Though it questions my sanity.
Emptiness,
A hole left seedless.
Truth be told,
Ghost in a life of beings,
Exist
Pulsate
Breath
No bits of life to resurrect.
My eyes, hide nothing.
Though I hide them.
As I long to be
See

If I Only Had A Brain....


Oh if i only had a brain...
......where are u Wizard

Few of My Favorite Naughty Things

The thorns on roses and the whisk from the kitchen
Bright flash in my eyes and her legs spread wide open
My hands in my back all tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Cream on her lips and a hot heavy fondle
Doorbells a ringing disturbing our coddle
Wild tools and hard thrusts and light but firm choking
These are a few of my favorite things

Black lingerie all wet from tongue lashes
Cheeks red and sore from a few light whip-lashes
Silver-white ice cubes that melt on your thighs
These are a few of my favorite things

Smeanie meanie!

Tough and mean you appear to others
Gentle and kind you seem to some
Smiles that last for days
Laughs that makes them gaze

Here I am thinking
Wondering how it would be to be like you
There's only one problem that stands in the way
You don't do as you are told.

Mr.Death


~And he was glad~

Air

I wish sometimes to be someone else
I can’t switch places or even sit out
I can’t even recall what I am about

I’m torn like a letter that can’t be sent
I’m twisted like metal that can’t be bent
I burned in a fire that was never lit
I’m trapped in a life where I’ll never fit

The way that I fell was troubling
I can’t fall straight while I’m stumbling
My words won’t peak when I’m mumbling
These feelings I have are humbling

The way the devil poisoned my air
So I will gasp and hold my breath
Close my eyes and hope for the best

Screams

Sleep that was supposed to provide temporary relief
Has now become a dreamscape of unfathomable horror
Everyday is a replay of the same scenario
Wake up knowing this day will be torture

When your own thoughts were all you could turn to
Now becomes the one thing you try to escape from

Every fiber of your being has been burned to the core
Not caring if it knocks the last breath out of you

You beg someone to scream
Please, just scream
So you know your not alone

Funny Personal Ads











Bwhaha , stumbled across these (no seriously i StumbledUpon on this) thought of sharing :D




Quote.....Unquote (2)

A: gosh
A: i feel like a monster
A: sometimes
L: haha
A: that is
L: we all are
L: monsters
L: in denial
L: at-least we know

Don't

Don't cry, just laugh
Don't runaway, just stay
Don't teach, just learn
Don't hate, just love
Don't hide, just seek.

Cause if you don't , you might just end up....like me